Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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