to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
why do cheetos always look like penises
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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