I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Drunk is not a location!
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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