This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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