On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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