Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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