There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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