Pappa wants mamma naked
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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