wat bout pragnant strippers??
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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