I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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