I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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