My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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