Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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