Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
How naked do you want me to be?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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