yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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