Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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