i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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