Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
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I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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