Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Bring me that man meat
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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