no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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