Rock
Scissors
Fuck
that's an acceptable place to lick
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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