drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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