i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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