I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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