I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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