She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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