I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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