just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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