Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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