I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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