I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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