google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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