just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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