why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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