i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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