if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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