I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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