Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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