Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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