I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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