you guys were way drunker than both of me
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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