I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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