dude i'm inner monologue high
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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