fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
