@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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