Having a random hookup so left but love u
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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