Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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