Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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