don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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