it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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