Just fell off a train. Bad.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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