Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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