I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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