You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
