Sry I called you an 8
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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